Caracas,Venezuela

princesshawkguy:

the struggle between “i’m too lazy to shave my legs plus it’s a nice fuck you to gender expectations” and “i want legs as smooth as baby dolphins” is so real

(Source: charlottelabouffs, via selfconfessedinsanity)

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5 days ago
me at age 12:ew older men
now:wow he's only 30?
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kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England


I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

(Source: typicalmichiganders, via you-lost-me-in-neverland)

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1 week ago

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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(via yellowmage)

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1 week ago

liamstewrt:

…and take all that you  h o l d  d e a r

(via vincecarters)

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1 week ago

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

(◕)

it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

(via n-a-blue-box)

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1 week ago

skullvis:

Ganondorf refuses to feel ashamed of how cute he is. And don’t worry Link, your hair is perfectly cute too!

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[Part 1] [Part 2]

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1 week ago

Well, the way Vicar Oddie puts it, they’re all supposed to be possessed by the devil himself. Demons in disguise. I haven’t found that at all. My handsome man’s back. He’s different. He’s a bit different looking. But he’s still the same. Deep down. You know, I know that. My Ricky’s a good boy.

(Source: quodl, via kierennwalkerr)

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